Celebrity Teachers
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Warner Bros.
Sever-his Hair
Snape continued to irritate and confuse us on whether we should like him or not in 'Harry Potter.' But we have a hard time focusing on anything but his greaseball hair. All jokes aside, Severus ... it's called Pert Plus and it's two-in-one. Not that hard.
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Everett Collection
Not a PrinciPAL
Paul Gleason played uptight Principal Richard Vernon in the '80s classic 'The Breakfast Club.' We'd act like that if we had to come babysit a bunch of overgrown punks on a Saturday, too. Psh.
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Everett Collection
Blonde Ambition
Michelle Pfeiffer took some troubled teens and made them believe in themselves in the movie Dangerous Minds. But she looked hot and that's what counts. What? We're shallow.
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Warner Bros.
Wizard of Awesome
Unlike Snape, we love Albus Dumbledore's silvery flowing locks in 'Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix' and other 'Harry Potter' films. Also, he's just so wise and witty. The most charming old wizard there ever was.
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Music-CUT It Out
'High School Musical's' Mrs. Darbus was a hilarious high-strung little lady, but if she seriously said "musi-CAL" one more time we might have arranged for a stage prop to mysteriously malfunction onto her head.
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Everett Collection
Speech Teacher of the Year
OK, Arnold's role in 'Kindergarten Cop' was pretty darn adorable, but let's be realistic here. These kids are at a way impressionable age. If not careful, dey will staht tahking like dees.
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Paramount
Mathletes' Finest
If we were a teacher, we'd totally be Tina Fey in 'Mean Girls.' Minus the teaching calculus part. Just everthing else. Including working at a restaurant while wearing a nifty vest as a side gig.
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Bob Marshak, Columbia
The Enabler
A far cry from 'Erin Brockovich,' we still loved Julia Roberts in 'Mona Lisa Smile.' And if Mona Lisa didn't, don't feel down, Julia. You made us smile.
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Everett Collection
Tear-Jerker
We'll just tell you right now. If you're watching 'Mr. Holland's Opus,' bring tissues. Preferably that kind with the built-in aloe. Yeah.
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Paramount
Eternal Playtime
We really want Jack Black to be our teacher. His 'School of Rock' character was wonderfully spastic and we feel like the idea of recess would never go away for him.
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Miramax
Tingly Feeling
Normally we're pretty sarcastic, but please take us seriously when we say not to mess with Mrs. Tingle from the movie 'Teaching Mrs. Tingle.' Bad grammar? Keeeeeek. Um, that's the sound of us pretending to slash our throats.
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