RED's Top 20 Hottest Obsessions
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20. 'American Idol'
Auditions are starting up again, and we already can't stop wondering who will be the next Sanjaya, the next Big Bird woman, the next bush baby ... oh, wait, people sing in 'American Idol'? When does THAT happen?
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19. Paris Bashing
Yes, it's pathetic in some ways, but we can't get enough of bashing Paris Hilton. She's rich, has no worries in life, and look at her. Paris, we love you because we're living out every stupid thing we could have done through you. Thank you.
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18. Shia Labeouf
Just like Maya Rudolph, we're pretty much obsessed with Shia Labeouf. Not only is he cute as all hell, he's starring in the biggest movies and hasn't gone all trainwrecky on us. Nice one, Mr. The Beef.
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17. YouTube
We wish we had time to work all day, given how many YouTube videos we need to watch. Seriously, you'd think that the hundredth remix from 'The Office' would get old, but it doesn't ... it really doesn't.
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16. Britney Bashing
Oh Britney Spears ... remember when you were talented? Now all everyone thinks is how trashy you are, how terrible a mother you are and what new low you'll sink to. We love to hate you, and we're very OK with that.
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15. Daniel Radcliffe
Not only do we love 'Harry Potter,' but look at our boy Daniel Radcliffe here. He grew up from The Boy Who Lived to The Boy Who We're Totally Gonna Date Now That He's 18.
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14. Jessica Alba
We're completely obsessed with Jessica Alba, and it's not hard to see why. Well, OK, in this picture, it might be ... but the guy right behind her? He knows.
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13. John Krasinski
Pretty much the cutest thing EVER, John Krasinski plays our favorite character in 'The Office.' Though Steve Carell gets the funny lines, John Krasinski cracks us up with a look, then breaks our heart with the next.
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12. Justin Timberlake
Poor Justin Timberlake ... we're not sure what kind of horrible journey he had to go on just to to bring us 'SexyBack,' but we'll always be thankful to him for it. That, and his 'SNL' 'wrapping' skills.
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11. Lindsay Bashing
Lindsay Lohan almost makes it too easy for us, considering how much we love to go off on her. Seriously, Lindsay, back off the stupid a little ... it's almost sad when we make fun of you now.
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10. MTV
Who cares about music videos? You've got MTV2 for that. All we want to see is hot people stabbing each other in the back, preferably in bathing suits. And that's what Music Television is all about, people.
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9. Zac Efron
The boy can sing, dance and look adorable. What else do you need? Oh yeah, for him to stop dating Vanessa Hudgens. Seriously, you can do much better, Zac Efron: us.
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8. Orlando Bloom
Pirate or elf, we really don't care, Orlando Bloom. You're all things to us, especially when they're a) shirtless or b) shirtless. Now you're going on stage in London and not getting naked? What other reason is there to do theater?
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7. Perez Hilton
He's the Queen of All Media, so how can you not bow down to him? No one gets the gossip like he does ... or makes it as disgusting. We're in awe, and wish he would totally mentor us.
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6. Prince William
If you're gonna obsess about a celebrity, you might as well go for one that rules an entire country. Or will in the future. OK, it's just a figurehead thing, but still, Prince William is still a prince, alright?!
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5. beRED.com
We might be a little biased, but we can't help but be obsesed with RED. Seriously, how cool ARE we? The depressing part is that we could have put ourselves at #1, and we made ourselves #5 instead. That's a lack of self-esteem right there.
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4. Emma Watson
She's the cutest of the 'Harry Potter' trio, and our little Hermione is heading for huge things. 'Cause the first five movies Emma Watson has been in just haven't been big enough, really. We love you Emma! You taught us magic!
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3. Hayden Panettiere
We ... we really can't speak around Hayden Panettiere. Can you tell her that she's beautiful and that we love her? THANKS (*giggle*).
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2. MySpace.com
What? Sorry, we were supposed to be writing how obsessed with MySpace we are, but we got like ten friend requests and forgot what we were going to say. Oh well.
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1. David Beckham
Oof, the man is just like the hottest guy in the world. And David Beckham is all athletic even, 'cause he plays ... something. What does he play again? Does it matter?
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