Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
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Brad and Angelina
Oh, the beautiful people. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are probably two of the most gorgeous, sexy, handsome, sexy ... right, we got a little distracted. If any couple ever deserved each other based on looks, it's Brangelina (and wow, do we hate that nickname.) Still, the road to adopting needy children wasn't easy. Let's take a look back at how these two crazy kids got together.
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Brad and Gwyneth
Once upon a time, a hot young blond started dating a hot young blonde, and everyone in Hollywood breathed a sigh of happiness. Still, Brad and Gwyneth Paltrow were doomed to fail ... we mean, haven't you seen 'Seven'? Yikes. At least she still has her head.
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Angelina and Jonny Lee
And on the other side, a hot young brunette married a ... wait, who's this guy? Jonny Lee Miller was Angelina's first husband, a marriage that lasted almost four years. Angelina, we love you, but never marry a co-star from a movie before you're famous. It's just aiming low.
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Brad and Jennifer
Now this takes us back. After Gwyneth, Brad Pitt moved on to everyone's favorite friend, Jennifer Aniston. At first, we were a little upset that Jen wasn't dating David Schwimmer in real life, but then we realized that Jen and Brad made basically the best couple ever. We just knew they'd be together forever!
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Angelina and Billy Bob
Back on the freaky side of things, Angelina Jolie dated, then married Billy Bob Thornton, a creepy actor much too old for her and not even close to being in her league. Still, she put his blood in a vial around her neck, so we'll just back away slowly from this whole debacle.
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Angelina and Jenny
We didn't hear about this one until later, when Barbara Walters asked Angelina if she were bisexual. Apparently Angelina and Jenny Shimizu had gotten together on the set of 'Foxfire' (must have just missed the cut-off for the Oscars). Turns out, Angelina said she would have married Jenny if she hadn't married her first husband. Jangelina has a certain ring to it ...
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'Mr. and Mrs. Smith'
Oh, the rumors. Was Brad cheating on Jen with Angelina Jolie? Was Angelina stealing Brad from Jen? Would the movie end up sucking? Turns out that yes, it would. But did Brad actually get with Angelina while he was still married? We may never know. Probably, though.
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The Split
We still have a hard time talking about this one. When Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split up, it was like all the red faded from the carpets in Hollywood. The silver screen rusted, getting all brown and splotchy. And some smart person made tons of money selling "Team Aniston" shirts.
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Brangelina Is Born
Though they wouldn't talk directly about each other for the longest time, Brad and Angelina had gotten together, maybe because of their common interest in adopting as many kids as they could. We joke about it, but they seriously do a lot for the world ... you know, by providing us with celebrity gossip. There's that adoption thing too, we guess.
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Brad and Angelina
Together ForeverSo what does the future hold for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Will they become famous enough to just live off their tabloid lawsuits? Will they empty the third world of children? Will Shiloh grow up to become the most perfect looking human being ever? We can only guess for now, but we'll certainly be watching ... because wow, what a view, you know?
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