If They Were Bald... (And We Seriously Mean IF)
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Ashley Tisdale
We've never seen you so happy, Ashley Tisdale. It's like you're glowing, Tis... literally. And we're all for pushing your new CD, but going bald to promote 'Headstrong' just seems a little much, if you know what we mean. (Does anyone else want to rub it for good luck?)
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Patrick Dempsey
Ouch, it's more like Dr. McNightmare than McDreamy, Patrick. We know working at 'Grey's Anatomy's' Seattle Grace can be a little stressful, but to lose all your hair at such a young age... well that's what you get for cheating. Karma can be a really close shave... oh yes we did!
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Zac Efron
Oh, Zac, Zac, Zac... you gotta be careful out in the sun with that big, beautiful, bald head! Lotion up, buddy! By the way, if all the cast is going bald in 'HSM 2', you just guaranteed we're buying the DVD. TWICE.
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Beyonce
Bald can be beautiful, especially when you'd kick our butts if we told you different, Beyonce. Seriously, we're a little bit intimidated by you now. And Jennifer Hudson, you best shave your head too, cause the Big B's coming for your Oscar.
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Adam Brody
Adam Brody, you thought it was tough getting girls with the whole geek thing going. Just tell them you shaved it 'cause you're on the swim team. Seriously, that's your best (and last) chance here. (You know Rachel Bilson is all like, "Phew, totally made the right decision!")
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Ashley Olsen
Well, Ashley Olsen, that's one way to separate yourself from your sister, Mary-Kate -- beyond her dressing like a 90-year-old. And you actually don't look too bad here. You've always been a little alien-looking; now you're embracing it!
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Ellen Pompeo
Just because you get nominated for a Golden Globe doesn't mean you needed to take it to heart, Ellen. Or was this in protest when you lost? Don't you guys have enough controversy going on at the set of 'Grey's Anatomy' already? Seriously, scrub up, attach wig, suture and close. Procedure done.
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