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Jessica Alba
It's not easy being a hot, sexy star. Just ask Jessica Alba. She can't get anyone to look past her hotness and see the actress underneath. Aww, Jess, we totally know what you mean. To make you feel better, we won't mention her hotness once in the following pictures ... we'll be sure to mention it MORE than once.
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Everett Collection
First Time in the Water
Jessica's first major role came in the TV series 'Flipper' (that'd be the remake, not the original). We knew we had a real cutie on our hands here ... and the dolphin was fun too. But what's with the wetsuit? Sure, it's more comfortable and practical, but where are the gratuitous bikini shots? OH, gotcha ... those are coming later.
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'Idle Hands'
Considering most of us missed 'Flipper' 'cause it was, well, 'Flipper,' the first time we saw Jessica Alba was in 'Idle Hands.' And wow, did we see a lot of her. The movie's about a guy whose hand is possessed ... we think, 'cause we were very, very distracted the entire time. Seriously, Jess, put some clothes on if you want us to pay attention to the movie! HA, we're just kidding, we like you just the way you are.
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'Dark Angel'
Back on TV, James Cameron went from 'Titanic' to 'Dark Angel,' a 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'-in-the-future kinda thing. With Jessica as the Angel, the series should have blown away the ratings, but instead it only lasted two seasons. Again, it's the outfit. We're all for the skin-tight leather, but why does there have to be so much of it?
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Jessica -- Sweet
as 'Honey'Jessica Alba stars as 'Honey,' a girl who teaches hip-hop dancing but really wants to dance in videos. Oh, THAT old dream. Some girls want to grow up to be doctors or lawyers, but that's so lame ... we wanted to dance in videos too. There's some drama about how far she'll go to live her dream, but that's not why anyone watched this movie. Oh, don't deny it, we all know it's true.
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Dimension Films
Trip to 'Sin City'
Jessica plays a dancer named Nancy in 'Sin City,' a movie based on a comic book ... kinda like Spider-Man, only with fewer super-villains and more ... well, we can't really say. But Jessica's incredibly hot in it. We can still say that.
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20th Century Fox
'Fantastic Four'
Speaking of comic-book movies, Jessica Alba next starred in 'Fantastic Four' as Sue Storm, the Invisible Woman. Since Jessica invisible would have made the whole movie basically pointless to all the geeks out there, the producers wisely decided to keep her visible most of the time. Visible is the way we like Jess best.
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MGM/Columbia Pictures
'Into the Blue'
And then we hit the point where Hollywood just gave up about plot altogether, deciding to put Jessica in a bikini and be done with it. 'Into the Blue' has something about treasure and sharks, but seriously, those things just take away from the swimming. Oh, the swimming.
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20th Century Fox
'Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer'
Back as Sue Storm for the sequel, 'Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer,' this time Jessica Alba is marrying Reed Richards (Ioan Gruffudd) as the world is about to end. That's such a romantic time for a wedding!
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Only Second Hottest?
'Maxim' just voted Jessica Alba as their SECOND hottest in their Hot 100. Granted, it's based on both beauty and pop culture buzz, but still ... it's JESSICA ALBA. Lindsay Lohan has nothing on our girl. That's it, 'Maxim,' you've lost your journalistic cred.
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