Jake, Hook Up With ...
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Jake Gyllenhaal
Jake is hot. Especially when he rides around on his bike in spandex. While we really want to keep Jake all to ourselves we decided it would be okay to share him with the following lovely ladies ...
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Scarlett Johansson
OK, we're a little scared by her chest here, but that shouldn't really be a bad thing for you, Jake. And we're not talking anything long term, since Scarlett doesn't believe in monogamy. Basically, we're saying win/win here.
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Claire Danes
Sometimes you just want to be left alone with your date. Claire's perfect for that -- it's not like she's had problems with papparazzi lately or anything. She's cute, and you're definitely not going to get followed ... what else do you need?
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Natalie Portman
OK, we weren't going to go here, but Natalie? SHE WAS IN STAR WARS. We mean, we're not geeks or anything, but c'mon, Jake ... STAR WARS. Don't you want to date Darth Vader's chick? We know, who wouldn't.
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Kelly Clarkson
We're almost not even willing to give you Kelly, mostly cause we want her for ourselves. She's pretty much the perfect girl in every way. If you don't give her 'A Moment Like This,' we'll be coming after you. Seriously. No, SERIOUSLY.
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Mandy Moore
Mandy's just about the cutest thing ever, so you two can't stand too close ... your rugged good looks would get sucked into her cute gravity, and suddenly you'd be a pretty, pretty princess.
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Lindsay Lohan
Think of this as charity work, like when you have to pick up trash on the side of the road. Lindsay needs some help, Jake, and you're just the guy to do it. You don't mind crazy, do you? Cause she's full up.
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Cari
Why date a celeb, when you can date a normal, down-to-earth girl? Cari isn't any of those things, but we're pushing her anyway. Just look at her, who wouldn't want a piece of that? Jake, call us -- she's chanting your name as we speak.
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