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Paris Hilton
The hardest part about finding some suitable matches for Hollywood's favorite hard-partying socialite, Paris Hilton , was finding some men that she hadn't already corrupted, um, we mean, been linked with. Still, we feel we have compiled quite the strong list that Paris would certainly approve of.
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Brandon Davis
Brandon Davis, made famous through his relationship with Mischa Barton, is not so different from Paris. He's a trust-fund baby who likes to make fun of Lindsay Lohan, to the paparazzi. Besides, him and Paris are already friends, why not get in on the benefits part?
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Jared Leto
Jared Leto might seem like a random choice, but hear us out. Mr. Leto is quite the ladies man, having been hooked with many of Hollywood's young starlets, including Scarlett Johansson and Lindsay Lohan. He doesn't seem in any rush to settle down and Paris is an expert at fun flings. A match made in no-strings-attached-heaven!
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Jon Heder
Napoleon Dynamite, you say?! Seems stranger than Jared Leto. Yeah, maybe. But Jon Heder is a devout Mormon and we think it could be a relationship of rehabilitation for Miss Hilton. Too bad he's married.
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Jude Law
Jude Law has been single since his split with another well-known blonde, Sienna Miller, and we think this British bloke could have a bloody blast with America's high-profile club-goer. We also don't think Paris would really mind if Jude occasionally rendezvoused with the nanny. Looks like everyone would be happy!
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Kevin Federline
Kevin Federline and Paris... this would be the tabloid frenzy of the century! (OK, maybe that's going a little far.) But, we're curious as to why the Britney-Paris friendship fizzled so fast and maybe Paris becoming stepmother to Brit's children could help mend that bridge. Or we just have a really sick way of thinking.
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Matthew McConaughey
Matthew McConaughey's party reputation has quickly grown in the past year and seems to still be on the rise. With his ex Penelope Cruz already getting close with another well-known Hollywood hottie, Orlando Bloom, we think he needs a partner-in-crime to hit the dance floor with. We see wedding bells in Vegas for this pair.
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Nick Lachey
Nick Lachey has famously moved on from his marriage to Jessica Simpson and has found love with MTV beauty Vanessa Minnillo. But you underestimate the power of Paris. She is known for being a professional man-stealer. Vanessa, we recommend keeping a tight leash on your man because he's a hot commodity right now and Paris always gets what's "hot."
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