Mismatched Celebrity Couples
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Marilyn Manson
and Evan Rachel WoodThere's only a 19 year age difference ... wait, Evan Rachel Wood is HALF Marilyn Manson's age?! OK, beyond the whole fake-goth-monster-image thing Marilyn's got going, we can't imagine a stranger fit for him than Evan Rachel Wood. Do we need to set you up with some guys, Evan? Is that what this is, a cry for help?
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Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise
It's not that Katie Holmes is better looking than Tom Cruise ... they're pretty evenly matched in that. No, it's that she's so normal (or was), and he's so ... crazy isn't the right word, but it's close. After that whole insane relationship leading up to the wedding, we're not sure anything will surprise us ... unless it's Katie coming to her senses and leaving Tom.
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Ashton Kutcher and
Demi MooreThere's only a 15 year age difference between Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, so we don't see any problem here at all. Oh, and Demi Moore's kids grew up with crushes on Ashton. Nope, not creepy yet! The rumor that Ashton and Demi would star in 'The Graduate' on stage together? OK, yuck.
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Christina Aguilera
and Jordan BratmanWe're not going to comment on the fact that Christina Aguilera married a music producer, but c'mon ... Christina's one of the hottest pop stars out there. And Jordan Bratman ... this is why "leagues" were INVENTED: for her to be out of his.
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Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones
Considering that the age difference between Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones is longer than we've been alive, we're going to say that their relationship is just freaky. The worst part is, Catherine is so beautiful she could probably score any guy she wanted to. What a waste.
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Sandra Bullock and
Jesse JamesFinally, two people who are at least close in age! No, Sandra Bullock and Jesse James get the mismatched nod for being in completely different leagues. Sure, we could see someone going for Jesse in that he-builds-motorcycles kinda way, and Sandra's definitely not a girly-girl. But still ... there have to be cuter people in the 'Monster Garage.'
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