MORE If They Were Bald ... (And We Mean IF)
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Hilary Duff
Hilary Duff has always followed the trends. Now we think she's gone overboard. Britney Spears' head-shaving, tattoo-getting rampage is one thing ... but if we see Hilary attacking paparazzi's cars, we're running for the hills.
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Sanjaya Malakar
"Let's give 'em something to talk about, other than hair," Sanjaya sang after he was voted off 'American Idol.' We didn't know he meant it literally.
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Carrie Underwood
Carrie Underwood loves being in the spotlight ... and so does her bald head. Just look at the way those lights are reflecting on her cranium. That's star power right there.
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Daniel Radcliffe
Is this the result of a spell gone bad? Yikes, we hope so. And we hope Hermione comes along to fix it soon because Daniel Radcliffe looks like an alien. Although, we almost prefer Daniel hairless than with the haircut that is seen in the new 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' trailer.
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Corbin Bleu
The locks made you fun and cute, Corbin Bleu. The bald head just makes you look all sketchy and '70s disco guy. Maybe it's the massive, massive eyebrows.
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Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton sorta reminds us of a lightbulb now. An irritating, famous-for-nothing, kinda skanky lightbulb.
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Shakira
People never think about the dangers of shaking their hips so much ... Shakira looks like she shook the hairs right out of her head. Her hips may not lie, but they're also dangerous ... we've been hypnotized by them a few times ourselves!
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Jessica Alba
Just because she plays the Invisible Woman in the 'Fantastic Four' movies doesn't mean Jessica Alba had to make her hair disappear! Still, we admire her dedication to her art. Is it creepy that she's still incredibly hot while bald?
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Simon Cowell
Maybe his mother never warned Simon Cowell that being mean would come back and make him bald later in life. Um, our mothers didn't, either, but here's your proof! We'd point out that Sanjaya has a crazy head of hair left, but we really don't want to be nice to Sanjaya ... makes our stomachs hurt.
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Ryan Seacrest
Seacrest's hair, out! Considering how much Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest argue, we're guessing that Ryan's looking for some sympathy from Randy Jackson. And what better way then getting a Randy-style haircut? Yeah, dog!
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Paula Abdul
Completing her run for the mayor of Crazytown, Paula Abdul bald seems like the sanest thing she's done all year so far. Seriously, we can barely understand a word she says, but now we'll at least have something else to focus on. 'Straight Up,' Paula, that thing is SHINY.
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