Most Boring Celebrity Couples
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All By Herself
Sure, Paris Hilton has had her share of boyfriends, and even one broken engagement (to someone else named Paris, even). But for all the drama surrounding her, there sure hasn't been a romance-related scandal in awhile, huh? Makes us think that Paris spends every night watching 'Letterman' and eating ice cream by herself.
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'Brokeback' Couple
Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams heated up the screen in 'Brokeback Mountain.' ... Well, Heath did, anyway. With Jake Gyllenhaal. Yeah. Kind of makes Heath and Michelle's offscreen romance seem a little too wholesome in comparison.
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Bennifer 2
For all the drama that Ben Affleck shared with Jennifer Lopez, you'd THINK just a little could creep into his marriage with Jennifer Garner. But nope! They're a perfect couple, going to Red Sox games and playing with their apple-cheeked toddler. Makes us want to puke up some pie.
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America's Next Top Yawn
Heidi Klum and Seal always look so happy together. Aww! They're raising Heidi's daughter from a previous relationship, and have two little boys together. Aww! They've even said they want to have more kids. Aww! And yet another top model and sexy singer have found eternal, uninteresting happiness together.
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Jeff Vespa, WireImage.com
Corpse's Bride
OK, so Jennifer Lopez's third husband looks like a corpse. No, we're not commenting on whether Marc Anthony is sweet, charming and loving. We're just saying he looks like a corpse. And that's all. Nothing else has happened with them in, like, three years.
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Age Is Just a Number
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have gone from weird (when we thought they'd never last) to creepy (when Ashton became friendly with Demi's ex and kids) to just totally sweet. Demi, Ashton, Bruce Willis and the girls are like one big, happy, blended family. This relationship lost any chance of being shocking thanks to the friendly hugs and warm smiles. Damn it!
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The More, the Merrier
Scarlett Johansson is known for being a Hollywood heartbreaker, and she's said numerous times that she doesn't believe in monogamy. Her relationship with Ryan Reynolds may be humdrum, but something tells us that this could get REAL interesting, REAL fast.
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Her Lovely Baby Bump
So let's see. She's a beautiful actress. He's a handsome (if slightly offbeat-looking) actor. They meet making a movie, and two years later, they're the proud parents of a new baby boy, Alexander. If your eyes have already glazed over and you can't see the photo, we're talking about Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber.
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Are They From the Future?
Their metallic clothing is the only interesting thing about Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy. NEXT!
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Fall Out Girl
When word got out that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz hooked up at a party, we didn't believe it at first. After all, Pete is a seriously awesome rocker and Ashlee ... well, anyway, never mind.
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Superhero-Sized Romance
A lot of stars only date within the Hollywood realm, but Tobey Maguire met jewellery designer Jennifer Meyer in 2003 and they now have a daughter. The little family is generally out of the spotlight. We'd like to see some 'Spider-Man'-style upside-down kisses here. Web-slinging optional.
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