Orlando Bloom
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Orlando Bloom
He's been an elf, a pirate and a knight, but more than anything, Orlando Bloom has just been our dream boy. We mean, look at him! Seriously, look at him, 'cause we've got pictures of him from his movies, his relationships and even one pretty embarrassing photo you have to see.
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New Line
Lord of the Rings
He was in a few movies before 'Lord of the Rings', but Orlando Bloom's career really took off when he starred as Legolas in the 'LOTR' trilogy. It must have been the ears.
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Everett Collection
Black Hawk Down
Josh Hartnett might have starred in 'Black Hawk Down,' but even he has nothing on our boy Orlando Bloom. Look at that haircut... OK, yeah, it's short, but we salute it.
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Pirates of the Caribbean
Who says you can't star in TWO incredibly popular trilogies? 'Pirates of the Caribbean' proved that Orlando Bloom wasn't a one-hit wonder in 'Lord of the Rings' ... though he's still playing with swords. Not that we're judging.
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Alex Bailey, Warner Bros.
Troy
OK, this is getting a little ridiculous. We love Orlando Bloom, but 'Troy' is just another movie with swords and fighting. Yes, he plays Paris, a lover, but let's get him out of that armor and into something more revealing, yeah?
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20th Century Fox
Kingdom of Heaven
Is someone just messing with us? Another sword movie? 'Kingdom of Heaven' includes Orlando Bloom as a knight in the Crusades. We're about to start a crusade of our own to get Orlando back in the present.
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Neal Preston, Paramount
Elizabethtown
FINALLY. Orlando Bloom starred in 'Elizabethtown,' a movie that for once had no swords, no pirate ships and definitely no CGI battle scenes. But... um... does anyone else missing him running around and sweating a lot?
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Orlando and Kate
After meeting in a coffee shop, Kate Bosworth and Orlando Bloom dated on and off for almost four years. That's like a life-long marriage in Hollywood. They're a cute couple, and we love Kate, but really, is she good enough for Orlando? Since she's not us... no.
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Orlando and Penelope
After breaking up with Kate, Orlando Bloom was caught out with Penelope Cruz quite a bit. They're both beautiful people, but we're sure we could pick someone better.
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