What Your Celebrity Crush Says About You
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If You Like Ashley ...
You like when someone else is in charge, someone who tells you what to do, who to talk to and when to be there. And the worst part is, you won't even disagree with us. If Ashley Tisdale is your crush, then you want someone else to make the decisions for you. Don't you? Oh wait, we'll ask Ashley.
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If You Like Pete ...
You're probably pretty big into big, flashy, makeup-driven rock shows. To you, a guy isn't attractive without purple eyeliner and a question in your mind about his gender. Pete Wentz isn't even the lead singer of Fall Out Boy, but you don't care ... you go for the pretty boy, not the one in the spotlight.
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If You Like Zac ...
You're probably looking for someone to sing along with you, someone who changes everything they are to fit you better ... in other words, you want a figment of your imagination. That Zac Efron only exists in Disney movies. But it's a nice dream, huh?
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If You Like Lindsay ...
You should probably be in rehab. We're just sayin'. If you are attracted to Lindsay Lohan, you either are a trainwreck and want to be with someone just like you, or you're looking to save her. Either way, buddy, it's not going to work out. Trust us!
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If You Like Prince Harry ...
Well, a) you're probably also waiting for Prince Harry to show up on your front door riding a white horse, and b) you're looking WAY out of your league. Seriously, he's a prince, and doesn't even live in America. At least pick someone close. Still, we like how you're shooting for the stars here.
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If You Like Jessica ...
You want someone so far out of your league that even if you two were the last two people left on Earth, she'd still laugh. That's just sad, Buddy. (To be honest, we totally crush on Jessica Alba, so what can you do.)
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If You Like Orlando ...
You like to pretend you're into dangerous boys, but really, you like nice boys with ugly mustaches and long, blond hair. Orlando Bloom is the romantic who would go to the ends of the Earth for the woman he loves. Dream on, honey ... he's OURS!
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If You Like Kelly ...
You like baggage and more baggage. Why don't you just go on a trip or something at this point, with that much luggage. Kelly Clarkson has had her heart broken and if you are crushin' on her, then you either want to be sad and angry with her, or ride in on your white horse and save her. Either way, it's going to be rough because she's bitter.
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If You Like David Beckham ...
You're probably not remotely into soccer, and just like David Beckham because he's hot. Which is totally OK. You also think that looks are more important than what's inside, because basically NO ONE knows anything about what Becks is actually like.
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If You Like Rihanna ...
You're probably really big on Rihanna's accent, how hot she is and that whole singing thing ... but secretly, you really want someone to hold an umbrella over you. You know, metaphorically. It's all about feeling protected. Nice one, guys ... way to let her take the heat for you.
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If You Like Adam ...
You're probably into slightly dorky, sensitive guys, like Adam Brody, who may not be the hottest, but aren't going to treat you like crap either. And just keep in mind ... even dorky guys clean up pretty well.
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If You Like Scarlett ...
You're all about the fact that Scarlett Johansson isn't interested in exclusive dating, aren't you? Yeah, we're really impressed that you're crushing on the hot girl with big boobs who will sleep around. Good luck, man ... 'cause you're going to spend a lot of time alone.
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If You Like Shia ...
You might be Maya Rudolph. Sorry. You probably grew up watching The Disney Channel and can't seem to move on from 'Even Stevens.' Either that, or you've seen Shia LaBeouf in movies and really really like the cute underdog ... which says you're OK with losing as long as you have your boy at your side.
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If You Like Fergie ...
You like girls who pee their pants in front of a crowd. It's cool ... we won't judge. (Of course we will.) Fergie doesn't mind making an ass of herself and you find that attractive and think it shows her inner confidence. Hope you like the smell of urine.
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If You Like Daniel ...
This one is simple ... duh! Daniel Radcliffe equals Harry Potter, which means you are in love with a wizard schoolboy. It's a hot fantasy ... we're not going to lie. You like a guy who is brave and heroic, yet is tormented with a dark side.
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If You Like Hayden ...
You basically have seen an angel fall from the sky and rightly adore her. We mean, what? Sorry, but Hayden Panettiere is probably the most beautiful new star out there, so we're completely obsessed with her. What does that say about us? That we totally want a cute girl who can save our butts when it comes down to it.
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