Underwear Personality Types
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Granny Panties
Wow ... granny panties? Really!? Yikes! If you wear granny panties, it's either laundry day, or you like the security of a full-coverage panty. That's cool ... we won't judge. Most likely you are all about feeling secure and comfortable. You tend to play it safe, but if you'd let yourself go once in awhile, you'd be surprised how silly you could be!
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Boxer Man
If you are a man who wears boxers, then you know how to let loose (Wow, was that too descriptive?) and have a good time. You like to travel, spend time with friends and be on the go. There's no holding you back. We like that you are so easy going and always up for an adventure.
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Keep It Brief
Most girls tend to wear bikini briefs and that's because they are just the right fit between coverage and still being feminine. Not only that, but girls who wear bikini briefs tend to be flirty, silly and open-minded. The sky is the limit when it comes to fabric, colors and patterns. Let your imagination run wild, guys!
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The Organizer
Guys who wear boxer briefs are typically cool, collected (sorry, our minds are sick) and organized (*snicker*). They typically are the leaders of a group and orangize friends when it's time to hang out. They are the life of the party, but make sure everyone is having a good time. As long as they can give up control from time to time, they'll be successful.
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Go Commando
If you don't wear underwear, don't think we're going to draw a parallel between you and Britney Spears or something. If you like to go commando then you either have forgotton to do laundry completely, or you are our rebel. Damn right! You don't like to be restricted or live by the rules. You make your own! Embrace your independence and love of freedom. Let it all hang out.
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In a Bunch
Holy tighty whities! Did you get those from your Dad? Wow. Sorry to be harsh, but seriously, who wears tighty whities? If you do, first, you must be 75 years old, or in need of some mental attention. If you wear tighty whities you are either younger that 12 or you like to have complete control in your life. It's OK, just learn to relax from time to time and buy new underwear.
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The Thong Song
If you love wearing thongs or g-strings, we can pretty much assume that you are obsessed with flossing. And isn't that a healthier approach anyway? You don't want gingivitis, after all. We're guessing that's the visible pantyline of our metaphor here. You're the kind of person who isn't willing to show everything off to the world ... yet.
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Calling in the Troops
Going commando is a little harder for guys, considering the horror of zipper accidents. It takes a brave man to really put himself out there, with nothing between himself and metal teeth. We're cringing just thinking about it: Freedom does always come with a price. If nothing else, we know you're willing to live on the edge, and always know where the nearest hospital is.
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About a Boy
We're not going to say something obvious about how you're more of a tomboy for wearing boy shorts. Whoops, we mean we ARE going to say that. You're probably pretty athletic, and we've bet you've got a few sports bras in your drawer too. Just as long as you know where to draw the line between you and the boys (no jock straps), then we're all good.
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String It Up
You know you're like a finely tuned guitar, all your strings in perfect tune ... so why hide that? You're all about letting the world see everything that other people might hide. And you're not ashamed, even if you should be, because you're comfortable in your own skin ... which is good, cause you're sure not comfortable in that "underwear."
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