Worst Celebrity Smiles
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Flippin' Sweet
Jon Heder is not a pretty man. No one can argue that. We loved him as 'Napoleon Dynamite' because the gummy smile went with the thick glasses and curly 'fro. But seeing Jon in real life, dressed up in a tuxedo on the red carpet, just doesn't really work for us. We need him back on the screen as Napoleon to truly appreciate these chompers.
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Gangle Tooth
All we can say is: Wow. Seriously, those teeth scare the crap outta us. They're like something out of a Stephen King book. No wonder Elliott Yamin didn't take the 'American Idol' crown. Harsh, but fair. Thank you to whoever advised him to get veneers before his career really took off. Now we don't have to have nightmares about these gangly teeth anymore.
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Yellow Potter
OK, we know Daniel Radcliffe is awesome as 'Harry Potter,' but have you taken a close look at his teeth? Yeah, they are yield-worthy. BRIGHT YELLOW! Don't get us wrong, he is still adorable and we know Brits are not known for their dental hygiene, but Dan, we think you have enough money to get some whitening strips and take care of that yellowed smile.
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Blood Sucker
Oh my ... we never really looked too closely at Avril Lavigne before (partly because we were scared she'd kick our ass), but have you seen her teeth? Now they are shaped pretty and are super white, but she has vampire fangs. Eeek! If we were her and got into a fight, we would totally be a biter. Those things could seriously pierce glass. No joke!
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Nothing to Smile About
What can we say? Mike Tyson probably doesn't even have his original teeth from fighting for so many years, so why go with these nasty ones? The gap is over-the-top and the gold teeth just make him look like a tool. You'd think he would have enough money to get a new set of chompers that could disguise him as a normal person. Yeah, good luck with that!
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Gone Missing
OMG ... this picture will haunt us for the rest of our lives. Amy Winehouse has the most busted mouth. Did she get into a bar fight or something? What's the deal with the missing tooth? Regardless, she should get that taken care of along with her chicklet front teeth. And while you're at it Amy, get a new hairstyle and some makeup tips.
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Smile for the Camera
How do people find Tom Cruise attractive? We really don't get it. All of his teeth are pushed to his left. And the bottom teeth are a mystery altogether. Honestly, we see nothing handsome about his smile at all. Maybe it's because we can't stop staring at his crooked teeth. Get braces Tom. If not for us, then do it for Lord Xenu. Gets him every time!
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Lost Cause
We're not sure if even braces are up to the task of trying to straighten out Jewel's gangly teeth. She's so beautiful and has an amazing voice, but as soon as she opens her mouth we start thinking about our costume for next Halloween. These teeth have suffered enough. It's time to visit a dentist, Jewel. We all have to go twice a year and you should too!
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Pony Ride
Hilary Duff's teeth were fine before, so we don't understand why she had to go and get veneers put on. Being too big for her tiny face is one thing, but these suckers are totally long enough to use as bottle openers. Now her face looks out of proportion and her chin looks way longer. Basically, she looks like a horse. Hilary, you messed yourself up.
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You Call That a Smile?
From the gums to the gap to the tiny teeth, Melinda Doolittle has the strangest smile we have ever seen. Now we understand why people thought she looked like Arthur the aardvark. Harsh, but fair. Dooey was super sweet on 'American Idol' and we loved that about her, but these teeth are a whole other story. Yikes!
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What a Man
Flavor Flav wasn't even on a radar until he did the show, 'Flavor of Love.' We wished he would have stayed under a rock and not come out. Not only is he extremely unattractive with a weird hissing laugh, but then when he opens his mouth you have to deal with rotting teeth and nothin' but grillz. As far as we are concerned, Flavor Flav can keep his love to himself.
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Pretty Woman?
You either love Julia Roberts or you hate her. There is no in between on this one. Frankly, we find her annoying, especially her joker-ish smile. She has strange teeth and when she laughs (we hate her laugh too) or smiles widely you get nothing but gums as far as the eye can see. Her mouth just annoys us. We have no other explanation but that.
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Strangle Tooth
Wow ... how is this guy even in show biz? It's OK if you don't know who Steve Buscemi is, since he is an older actor. He typically doesn't have leading roles in movies, but instead plays supporting roles, like the villian, poor guy or homeless man. We're not going to lie ... his teeth scare us A LOT. Just look at them! OK, we're going to throw up ...
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Push Back
Kirsten Dunst is adorable and perhaps it's her crooked teeth that make her unique in Hollywood. Her smile isn't horrible, but her two front teeth are pushed backwards, which you don't see too often. At least her teeth are white and she isn't too gummy. But we still think she would look even more adorable if her teeth were straight.
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Material Girl
We're surprised that Madonna hasn't had her teeth straightened yet. It's not that she's had a lot of work done or anything (that we know about), but we just thought she'd want to improve her image. Maybe nowadays having gaps and crooked teeth make you more unique since everyone is straightening their teeth.
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